suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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