think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
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I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
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Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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