Whats the glycemic index on semen?
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
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