I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
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We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
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Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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