no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
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shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
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You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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