Sponge bath it is.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Randomize
