Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize