i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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