So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
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Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
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But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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