Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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