Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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