I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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