Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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