oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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