She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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