We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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