Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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