ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Randomize
