maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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