some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
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Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
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I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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