goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
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We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
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Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
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I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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