They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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