You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I came so hard my ears popped.
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