I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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