I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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