i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
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I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
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I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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