How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
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She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
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after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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