Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
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The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
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Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I smell like Dick and happiness
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
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