I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
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Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
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Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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