i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
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Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
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We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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