Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
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