I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
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