I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
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Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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