it wasn't lemon gatorade
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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