Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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