walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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