no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
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My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
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You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
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