I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
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the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
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I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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