sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
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just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
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My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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