so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
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Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
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Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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