so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
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Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
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I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts