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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  just tell him i said nine months

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• (917): View more from New York City

  I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  I should be sponsored by Trojan

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Did you just see the Batmobile???

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.

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• (315): View more from New York

  I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.

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  I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree

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