Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
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The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
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Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance