Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
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Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
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We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
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