I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
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when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
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I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.