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• (714): View more from California

  Letd wlk him

  (714): View more from California

  Lrtd walek hime

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  Lets wlk home,,,ther we go

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• (817): View more from Texas

  If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world

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  he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked

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  i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  I just Tebowed the shit out of her.

  (336): View more from North Carolina

  Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.

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• (631): View more from New York

  Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.

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• (914): View more from New York

  I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.

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  "The More You Know"

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