Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (248): View more from Michigan

  Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (248) Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well. http://tfl.nu/x3ib
  Replies (2) Good night (1375) Bad night (767)
• Favorite

  (740): View more from Ohio

  how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (740): how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian? http://tfl.nu/pz5v
  Replies (94) Good night (4527) Bad night (1370)
• Favorite

  (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (403): Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius. http://tfl.nu/w17t
  Replies (20) Good night (6235) Bad night (642)
• Favorite

  (847): View more from Illinois

  We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (847): We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things http://tfl.nu/jwjz
  Replies (7) Good night (3306) Bad night (981)
• Favorite

  (205): View more from Alabama

  i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (205): i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail. http://tfl.nu/mxx0
  Replies (15) Good night (6249) Bad night (1898)
• Favorite

  (541): View more from Oregon

  I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (541): I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom. http://tfl.nu/ubxd
  Replies (3) Good night (1761) Bad night (876)
• Favorite

  (845): View more from New York

  That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (845): That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot... http://tfl.nu/l2p1
  Replies (3) Good night (2170) Bad night (703)
• Favorite

  (714): View more from California

  the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (714): the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that? http://tfl.nu/e4u9
  Replies (19) Good night (2700) Bad night (691)
• Favorite

  (818): View more from California

  Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (818): Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right." http://tfl.nu/w7y1
  Replies (8) Good night (713) Bad night (1339)
• Favorite

  (757): View more from Virginia

  Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (757): Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch. http://tfl.nu/5xkl
  Replies (11) Good night (1069) Bad night (748)
• Favorite

  (704): View more from North Carolina

  We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (704): We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure. http://tfl.nu/1ib6
  Replies (3) Good night (912) Bad night (304)
• Favorite

  (850): View more from Florida

  For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (850): For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot. http://tfl.nu/k004
  Replies (3) Good night (833) Bad night (255)
• Favorite

  (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (610): How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how http://tfl.nu/j1wy
  Replies (4) Good night (913) Bad night (340)
• Favorite

  (760): View more from California

  And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (760): And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning http://tfl.nu/27ss
  Replies (2) Good night (664) Bad night (265)
• Favorite

  (650): View more from California

  i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (650): i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era http://tfl.nu/hvky
  Replies (1) Good night (508) Bad night (265)

Randomize