Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
19 Confessions From A Dude With A Micropenis
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
17 Exes Admit Why They Were Crazy In Their Past Relationship
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"