Duck Duck Cougar?
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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