we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
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after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
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You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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