What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
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