So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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