their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Randomize
