How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
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This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
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