at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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