That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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