I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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