Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
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You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
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Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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