let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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